When the talks come to describing male genitalia, I e, the penis, there are some words used as a synonym. These words are sometimes funny, weird as well as irritating and it all depends on where you use these nicknames, how you use it and what is the context of using it. The penis is called by different names owing to different locations, the slang words used for it, and the variation in the name that is the result of modernisation of civilization.
Ladies, I'm feeling super silly on this random Tuesday morning; I'm blaming it on the record-breaking hot weather we're facing in Southern California. So, let's have a bit of fun and chit chat about a touchy subject: do you have a nickname for your guy's package? While it is the correct term, saying "penis" during a passionate moment isn't exactly the most personal or sexy way to get things cooking.
As long as there have been dicks, there have been nicknames for them. Here we have our Moby Dicks, our Johnnies, our Napoleons. In addition to having comical versus serious connotations, the two terms may even evoke size differences.
Did you know that Inuit people have 50 different words for snow? This list has different names for your junk that makes Womb Broom Any ladies need help cleaning their closet? Ok, that might not make sense, but this is still a good one.
Looking to liven things up with a new slang term for your testicles? Wondering if your current terminology is in line with what your fellow bros are calling their junk in private? We undertook an informal poll to find out what guys are saying when they look down and then sort of bend over and then look up.
Maybe you want to start calling your penis something else, something with a bit more personality. Or maybe you just want to know some hilarious nicknames to have a good laugh. Naturally, with this much love towards the penis, it only makes sense that it has a couple nicknames as well.
You seriously won't believe what these stars named their little friends. I always thought that no one ever really nicknamed their penis. I just thought it was an urban legend or a joke that TV shows and movies used to make a character look sleazy.
No man wants their dick compared to something minute or cutesy. They want their penis to be upheld and respected — like a missile or an anaconda. So, what do you call his penis?
I've heard every dick slang known to man. Because I went to middle school. Garbage like "skin flute," "womb broom" and "the Bone Ranger" are fucking amateur hour.