It was early September, during my second ever PE session. I believe it occurred right after my stereotypically evil PE teacher fully equipped with a receding hairline, a greasy whistle, and way-too-short bleached shorts made me do push-ups in the gym. He 'went easy on me because I'm a girl,' and told me to drop down and do twenty.
For parents, sending a teen to summer camp must be a deal with the devil: You get a break from caring for your angsty kid, but in exchange, you live with the knowledge that little Madison might suck a dick this summer. Communal sleeping, shared showers, and minimal supervision — often at the hands of slightly older and even hornier youths — add up to a pressure cooker of hormones, humiliation, awkward fumbling, and memorable discoveries. Lauren was the alpha girl of my cabin.
Ever noticed how some people just don't read signs and seem to totally ignore the simplest instructions. Then they wonder what went wrong and why are they in an embarrassing situation? The camping place I go to has communal showers, and they're truly communal. There's only the one building and it's unisex.
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We stood just inside the door and looked the place over. It was 11pm. Matt and I were locals and we knew this was the place where all the tourists partied when they came to Park City, Utah to ski, so we knew things wouldn't really get started until around midnight or so.
Gym designers have rid locker rooms of the gnarly shower curtains, trading them in for sexy glass escape pods. They have made bathroom stalls ever more private. Comfy couch corners, Wi-Fi and lockers with built-in locks have gone from swank options to standard issue. But gyms are still unable to provide the one thing younger men in particular seem to really want: a way for them to shower and change without actually being nude.
There was one very significant event that I happened to omit from my last blog, regarding my recent trip to Davos. The incident was somewhat traumatizing, or at least severely uncomfortable, and it left me feeling as though all of the acclimatizing and adapting I had accomplished over the last five years in Europe, was for nothing. Deep breath: I will now go ahead and tell you the tale of three young Canadian women who attempted to spend an afternoon.
I think we'll all need cool showers after reading about one Smitten reader's wildest sexual experience. Our family reunion took place a couple of hours away from where I live and my family invited my then boyfriend to come along. My dad is super conservative so I couldn't sleep in the same room with my boyfriend or have extended alone periods without someone else in our presence what did dad think we did on all of those dates? We were so annoyed by the lack of privacy but did as we were told just grateful that he was able to tag along.